We're Not Going to Guam, Are We?




mrarkon:

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

Yes




Fans thought they were doing an interview about Daniel Radcliffe’s new movie. They had no idea he was there in-person to surprise them… (x)



felixdawkins:

I can really complain about things now.


I think it’s really hard for bisexuals because there is the illusion of choice. Because obviously being in a gay relationship isn’t as easy as being in a straight relationship. [x


peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry


religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter



schnaeffchen:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

hopeinrecovery:

OH MY GOD THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE THING HEL P ME

OK this whole gif thing is starting to get out of control.


I hate my friends

carryonmy-assbutt:

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

TELL US