Accurate.
Ok so I’m watching the news and—
- North Korea is getting bitchy with South Korea
- The US says it will ‘protect South Korea’ if the shit hits the nuclear fan
- And turns out China is best buddies North Korea, and last time I checked the UK was still America’s best friend…
So is nobody else thinking FUCKING WORLD WAR THREE IMPENDING
LIKE I CAN SEE IT HAPPENING: NORTH KOREA BOMBS SOUTH KOREA, AMERICA BOMBS NORTH KOREA, THEN CHINA BOMBS AMERICA
And then since the UK is kinda pals with China they’d probs bomb North Korea
WHY IS NOBODY ELSE PANICKING
AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON IF RUSSIA GETS INVOLVED JESUS FUCK
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Oh god please PLEASE just read this all the way through IT IS TOTALLY WORTH IT


